A VALENTINE’S DAY LETTER TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FROM THE ALLIGATORS OF THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN
❤️ My Dear Fellow Americans ❤️, It is with great pleasure (and no small amount of swamp water) that we, the newly appointed Guardians of the White House Lawn, write to inform you that today, on this most romantic of occasions, we are throwing the grandest Valentine’s Day celebration Washington has