🎩💰 BREAKING: Justice now available in three easy payments and a campaign donation! 💰🎩

More Presidential Pardons this week, so we’ll revisit that topic.

!!THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!

Welcome back to the Trump Pardon Sweepstakes, where the rules are simple:

• Did you storm the Capitol?
• Say nice things about “the big guy”?
• Write a fat campaign check or suck up on Truth Social?

🎯 Congratulations! You’ve qualified for a presidential pardon!

Because in today’s America, you don’t need a good lawyer — you just need a MAGA hat, a Venmo account, and the willingness to treat democracy like a clearance rack at Trump Tower.

Meanwhile, if you’re a regular citizen — say, someone caught up in a harsh sentencing law, or wrongly convicted without a political PR team?

🚫 No pardon for you.

You didn’t bring enough TV drama or cash to the table.

It’s almost touching how blatantly transactional it all is. Trump’s pardon list reads like the guest list at a donor dinner:

Cronies? ✅

Campaign contributors? ✅

People who held the door open at Bedminster? ✅

Undocumented kids or wrongly imprisoned activists? Hahahaha, no.

“Law and order,” they say — but only if the law applies to you and the order comes with fries and a Truth Social post.

Justice isn’t blind anymore. She’s just looking at your bank account and your voter registration.

#PayToPardon

#JusticeForSale

#InsurrectionAffirmativeAction

#PartyOfSelectiveMercy

#TrumpLoyaltyProgramPlatinumTier

Julie Bolejack, MBA