BREAKING: The World’s First Trump/Putin MEME COIN! Because, Why Not?

Julie Bolejack

20 Mar 2025 — 2 min read

SUBJECT: BREAKING: The World’s First Trump/Putin MEME COIN! Because, Why Not?

Dear Esteemed Subscribers (and the NSA Agent Monitoring This),

Rejoice! History has been made, and you were lucky enough to be alive to witness it. Not the invention of penicillin, not the moon landing, and certainly not the discovery that seatbelts save lives—but something far more significant. Ladies and gentlemen, we now have the world’s first Trump/Putin MEME COIN!

Yes, after centuries of human innovation—from fire to flight to flushing toilets—we have finally reached the pinnacle of civilization: a digital currency featuring the two most tremendously stable geniuses of our era, their faces lovingly smooshed together on a coin worth less than the integrity of the people who created it.

With the power of the blockchain (which nobody understands but everyone pretends to), this glorious currency will allow you to invest in… well, something. Exactly what is unclear, but rest assured, it’s YUGE. Maybe it buys you influence in a crumbling democracy. Maybe it gets you a free vodka martini and a subpoena. Who’s to say?

And let’s not forget the branding! This meme coin boasts an emblem featuring Trump’s hair merging seamlessly into Putin’s ever-shirtless torso, symbolizing their unshakable bromance, forged in the fires of “alternative facts” and geopolitically suspect bear rides. Each transaction will come with a free encrypted wink, a knowing nod, and an AI-generated deepfake of your financial future being confiscated for reasons beyond your comprehension.

For those wondering, yes, this coin is totally legit—just like Trump University, Russian elections, and every MLM scheme that starts with “Hey, hun.” No grifts here, folks! Just an honest-to-God opportunity to throw your hard-earned money into a void so vast, even the IRS won’t bother trying to track it.

But wait! There’s more! Early investors get a free autographed NFT of Trump signing something he didn’t read and Putin riding a bear through a flaming economy. Act now, before sanctions apply!

So go ahead—invest! Tell your grandchildren you were there when it all began! And when you’re broke and confused in six months, at least you’ll have a great story to tell from the comfort of your cardboard box.

Yours in violent head shaking,

Julie Bolejack, MBA

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