Friends, gather round. I bring you a tale of tragedy, comedy, and carbohydrates. The mission was simple: one item. Frozen tater tots. That’s it. Not a family-sized pallet of toilet paper, not 47 protein shakes, not even the “seasonal must-have” velvet pumpkin big enough to double as a guest
Rep. Thomas Massie just dropped a bomb: he named billionaire John Paulson as one of the people funding attack ads against him. 👉 Paulson is no small player. He’s a major Republican donor, has given money to Speaker Mike Johnson and the president’s campaign, and yes—his name appears
It’s the year 2050. America is no longer the bright, messy experiment it once was. It is something far darker, a case study in how a nation can ignore every flashing warning light on the dashboard until the engine gives out in the middle of the highway. Let’s
A Dangerous Realignment: How America’s Instability Strengthens Our Rivals The world is shifting in ways that should make every American uneasy. The United States once stood as the central axis of global stability, a partner nations could rely on even when they disagreed with us. Today, however, we are
September says start fresh. Twain says take a nap. I say do both. ✏️ Back-to-School Energy (for Those of Us Long Past Recess) September has arrived, dragging behind it the scent of sharpened pencils, the faint mildew of gym socks, and the everlasting terror of being called on when you haven’
Now, I don’t put much stock in superstition, unless of course it promises me good luck without any effort on my part. Which is why, this morning, before I even located my spectacles or my pants, I hollered into the mirror: “Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit!” Three times, just like a
College football game yesterday at Purdue. Here is MY injury report: Current situation: 🩻 Injury Report: Post-Game Debrief 1. Head Trauma • Mechanism of injury: Repeated, unsolicited cranial percussion from the overzealous lady (behind me) • Diagnosis: Mild concussion for Grandma from seven precision strikes to the dome, likely delivered with the accuracy
When Melania Trump put her gold-embossed stationery to work and penned a letter to Vladimir Putin about the “innocence of children,” she surely thought she was playing the role of compassionate First Lady. Instead, she delivered a masterclass in misaddressed morality. The irony is staggering. Melania waxes poetic about children
Did you know it takes the lithium from 10,000 iPhone batteries to make just one EV battery? With more than 350 million EVs projected to hit the road by 2030, the demand for lithium isn’t just rising—it’s exploding. And the world has a problem: traditional mining
Dear Reader, Just when you thought Israeli politics couldn’t get more exhausting, Benjamin “I’m Still Here” Netanyahu proves us wrong again. Like a magician who’s been pulling the same tired rabbit out of the same sweaty old hat for 30 years, Bibi keeps taking center stage, insisting
Important read: August 23, 2025 (Saturday) "It is my Great Honor to report that the United States of America now fully owns and controls 10% of INTEL, a Great American Company that has an even more incredible future," President Donald Trump wrote yesterday afternoon on social media. He
Once upon a time, the Republican Party prided itself on a certain principle: small government. The mantra was simple—keep the government out of your wallet, your boardroom, and your bedroom. But apparently, those golden days have been replaced by a new platform: micromanage businesses, invent imaginary threats, and regulate