Ladies and gentlemen, rejoice! We have done it. We have cleansed our society of the most dangerous, most radical, most utterly terrifying concepts ever conceived: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. The D is dead! No more pesky variety in thought, background, or culture. Sameness is our new national aesthetic, beige, predictable,
Today’s Letter February 12, 2025 Ladies and gentlemen, patriots and plutocrats, corporate overlords and the everyday peasant-class Americans scraping by on whatever crumbs remain after the billionaires take their share—it is time to rejoice! At long last, we are witnessing the courageous, groundbreaking, and completely asinine elimination of
Today’s Letter February 11, 2025 Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round and bear witness to the latest and greatest innovation in political thought—nay, a revelation so bold, so daring, so magnificently absurd that it belongs in the annals of history next to the discovery of fire and the invention
Dear Friends, enjoy today’s letter: As the sun rises on this fine Monday, February 10, 2025, I find myself compelled to address the collective groan echoing across the nation. It seems that the aftermath of Super Bowl revelry, coupled with the ceaseless cacophony of political theater, has left many
February 8, 2025 A Super Bowl Letter of Joy, Freedom, and Strategic Resistance Dear Fellow Citizens of this Great and Perpetually Baffling Nation, The Super Bowl is upon us once more as a grand and curious occasion where men in padded armor crash into one another for the amusement of
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