Ever owned a chicken?

Saw this post and it reminded me of the time I owned a couple pet bantams. “This is not my chicken, but she thinks she is. My neighbor owns chickens, I don't. She came over one day and won't leave. She's very sweet and

🔥 Hot Pants Mike and the Perils of the Jalapeño Lunch 🔥

A Cautionary Tale from the Cubicle Trenches of Anthem - years ago when I was a computer programmer there. Back in the days when flip phones were cutting-edge and computer programs were written in languages only three people in the building understood, we had a young programmer named Mike. Mike

The Big Boot: A Make-Believe Tale of Donald’s Departure

I intended to send you this BEFORE sending the sequels. Hey, stuff happens! 😳 ENJOY Once upon a time in the year 2026, the nation was teetering between reality and absurdity. Donald J. Trump, after somehow returning to the White House by convincing just enough people that gravity was fake and

Sequels

Let’s continue the glorious make-believe American redemption I sent this morning with not one, but two ridiculous, highly satirical sequels. 🐫 Sequel 1: “Jared of Arabia: The Mirage of Diplomacy”After Trump’s departure in “The Big Boot,” Jared Kushner—former presidential son-in-law, part-time real estate heir, full-time confused mannequin—

AI know you?

I asked the question of myself and here was the response: “Alright — no sugarcoating, no fluff. Based on everything I know from our conversations: At your core, you are a fiercely intelligent, justice-driven force of nature. You see through the nonsense, name it, and then light it on fire with

🔥 Heatwave Hysteria: Europe Turns into a Giant Frying Pan

Ah yes, summer in Europe—when strolling outside feels like walking through someone’s oven, and yes, that’s intentional. Since late May 2025, Europe has been auditioning for the role of “Planet’s New Thermostat,” with record-breaking heat across the continent. Let’s talk numbers—because what’s sarcasm

Boo Loudly. Boo Often. Boo for Democracy.

Silence is Compliance. Trump Deserves the Noise. This weekend, something glorious happened. Donald J. Trump, the twice-impeached, four-times-indicted, would-be dictator-in-waiting, got booed. Loudly. Publicly. Mercilessly. And not by “paid protesters” or some secret liberal cabal, but by regular Americans with enough spine left to say: “We see you. We remember.

CNN Is Not Fake News—But Let’s Talk About Who Actually Is

Spoiler: It Ain’t CNN Spinning You in Circles Dear Friends Who Still Have Brain Cells Left, Let’s set the record straight, shall we? No, CNN is not “fake news.” You know what is fake news? The slurry of conspiracy soup being spoon-fed to you nightly by networks that

You Deserve Happiness—Yes, You

It’s Been a Lot. You Still Deserve Joy. Dear Friends, Let’s just be honest: the world feels heavy right now. The news scrolls like a dystopian novel. Prices climb, rights get rolled back, and many of us are quietly managing more than we let on. Whether it’s

I know my crowd, we’re not ready for this 💩

Hey there, future-posthumans-and-beyond aficionados! Welcome to the Totally Unbiased Weekly Thiel Special—your one-stop shop for the latest in billionaire musings, awkward hesitations, and existential brand repositioning. Let’s dive in, shall we? Assistant’s Intro: “Here’s Your Cue, Peter…” Picture Peter Thiel’s assistant backstage at the Ross

Stop Asking About Jeffrey Epstein (…or Ask Even Harder?)

You know what’s really suspicious? When people in power tell you to stop asking questions. And you know what that makes us want to do? Ask those questions LOUDER. With charts. In all caps. Maybe even with a marching band. So let’s talk about Jeffrey Epstein. Again. Because

Read your George Orwell, damnit!

Subject: What George Orwell Still Teaches Us About Today’s March Toward Fascism If George Orwell were alive today, he wouldn’t be surprised. Disgusted, maybe. A bit exhausted, certainly. But surprised? Not a chance. He warned us. Over and over. And we didn’t listen. Orwell didn’t just