Ah, Congress — the only workplace where you can cherry-pick your tasks, dodge your boss (that’s us, by the way), and still collect a fat paycheck with benefits we can only dream of. My dear congressional rep, bless his MAGA heart, seems to think his job description reads: “Represent only
Dear Esteemed Reader, I trust this letter finds you in good health and high spirits, or at the very least, not in the clutches of a malady that compels you to seek solace in the reading of my humble musings. Today, I wish to draw your attention to a matter
Dear Esteemed Reader, I trust this letter finds you in good health and high spirits, or at the very least, not in the clutches of a malady that compels you to seek solace in the reading of my humble musings. Today, I wish to draw your attention to a matter
Ah, the garage. That magical, cavernous space attached to our homes, ostensibly designed for cars, tools, and the occasional bag of potting soil — but which, in reality, serves as the final resting place for broken lamps, old sports gear, animal cages and the mysterious box simply labeled “cords.” Let’s
We’ve all seen it: the moment you bring up Trump’s actions — whether it’s the reckless spending, the authoritarian rhetoric, the assaults on democratic norms, or the endless stream of lies — the obvious Trump voter in the room gets a glazed look and pulls out their favorite escape
I’ve been going to the Indy 500 since I was two years old — a toddler with sunscreen-slathered cheeks and a checkered flag in hand, watching in wide-eyed wonder as the thunder of engines shook the ground and the smell of rubber and gasoline filled the air. For decades, the
The Push for a Constitutional Convention: Who, Why, and What They Intend to Do. What Is a Constitutional Convention? * Article V of the U.S. Constitution provides two methods for proposing amendments: * Congressional Proposal: 2/3 of both the House and Senate vote to propose an amendment. * Convention of States:
Oh good, it’s be “sick season“ again — and you know what that means: A fresh tidal wave of unsolicited medical advice from the people who mean well but didn’t listen the last time. Bone broth. NO, thank you! I have heard of bone broth. I have been informed
Pete Hegseth Declares War on Women—By Accidentally Firing at His Own Troops Oh Pete. Sweet, overconfident Pete. Once again, Fox News’ finest bearded blunderbuss has stepped in it with both boots and a mouth full of “I didn’t check.” In a dazzling display of self-ownage, Hegseth proudly took
Well, here we are, folks: 100 days into Trump’s second coming, and what a time to be alive — if by “alive,” you mean anesthetized by rage, grief, or disbelief. The self-proclaimed “savior of America” promised us fireworks. He delivered alright — except the fireworks are metaphorical dumpster fires blazing coast
This weekend a guy informed me there was no racism in the NFL (Facebook expert) Oh really? Despite decades of public proclamations about equality and progress, racism remains deeply embedded in the fabric of the National Football League (NFL). On the surface, the league presents a multicultural tapestry of players,
Move over, Wall Street! Step aside, Silicon Valley! It turns out the real money — the REAL gravy train — is in… protesting. Yes, according to the certified geniuses who comment on every news article with an American flag emoji and a complete misunderstanding of the First Amendment, we seasoned citizens aren’