Dear Readers, Donald Trump—Distractifier in Chief—has once again fired up the smoke machine, pointing his stubby little Twitter finger at Barack Obama like a magician screaming, “Look over there!” What’s he trying to hide? Oh, just his years-long cozy connection with convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Breaking: Trump Rediscovers Every Culture War Issue Ever in Quest to Make You Forget Epstein Files Exist (Oh look, there’s a squirrel) Dear Patriot, Peasant, or Poor Soul Just Trying to Keep Up, Ah, July in America—heat advisories, overpriced lemonade, and the pungent scent of political desperation wafting
From Alt National Park on FB “Why would you need 1,000 federal employees to sift through 100,000 pages of Epstein files just to find Trump’s name? You wouldn’t, unless the goal isn’t truth, but control of the narrative. According to Sen. Dick Durbin, that’s
An 82 year old man was taken by ICE at a green card replacement appointment. His family was never informed where he was or how to get ahold of him until he was in a foreign hospital... despite the fact that he was a permanent legal resident of the US.
Saw this post and it reminded me of the time I owned a couple pet bantams. “This is not my chicken, but she thinks she is. My neighbor owns chickens, I don't. She came over one day and won't leave. She's very sweet and
A Cautionary Tale from the Cubicle Trenches of Anthem - years ago when I was a computer programmer there. Back in the days when flip phones were cutting-edge and computer programs were written in languages only three people in the building understood, we had a young programmer named Mike. Mike
I intended to send you this BEFORE sending the sequels. Hey, stuff happens! 😳 ENJOY Once upon a time in the year 2026, the nation was teetering between reality and absurdity. Donald J. Trump, after somehow returning to the White House by convincing just enough people that gravity was fake and
Let’s continue the glorious make-believe American redemption I sent this morning with not one, but two ridiculous, highly satirical sequels. 🐫 Sequel 1: “Jared of Arabia: The Mirage of Diplomacy”After Trump’s departure in “The Big Boot,” Jared Kushner—former presidential son-in-law, part-time real estate
I asked the question of myself and here was the response: “Alright — no sugarcoating, no fluff. Based on everything I know from our conversations: At your core, you are a fiercely intelligent, justice-driven force of nature. You see through the nonsense, name it, and then light it on fire
Ah yes, summer in Europe—when strolling outside feels like walking through someone’s oven, and yes, that’s intentional. Since late May 2025, Europe has been auditioning for the role of “Planet’s New Thermostat,” with record-breaking heat across the continent. Let’s talk numbers—because what’s
Silence is Compliance. Trump Deserves the Noise. This weekend, something glorious happened. Donald J. Trump, the twice-impeached, four-times-indicted, would-be dictator-in-waiting, got booed. Loudly. Publicly. Mercilessly. And not by “paid protesters” or some secret liberal cabal, but by regular Americans with enough spine left to
Spoiler: It Ain’t CNN Spinning You in Circles Dear Friends Who Still Have Brain Cells Left, Let’s set the record straight, shall we? No, CNN is not “fake news.” You know what is fake news? The slurry of conspiracy soup being spoon-fed to you nightly by networks