The Trump International Fan Club: European Chapter Apparently, European leaders have decided that the best way to survive the Trumpocalypse is not through diplomacy, not through values, not even through reason—oh no. Their weapon of choice? Shameless, boot-polishing flattery so over-the-top it makes Marie Antoinette look humble. Macron: “Donald,
This wasn’t just a security breach, documents obtained by NPR from a hotel guest who found them on a printer revealed something even more disturbing: a planned luncheon in honor of Vladimir Putin. The menu literally read, “In honor of his excellency Vladimir Putin.” It gets worse. Trump intended
Alright, let’s set the stage. Sean Charles Dunn, 37 years old, armed with nothing but a Subway sandwich — possibly a six-inch, possibly a footlong, we may never know — finds himself facing a felony charge. Not for embezzlement, not for grand theft auto, but for daring to introduce a deli
Section 1: The Body Count That Keeps on Climbing Ah yes, Vladimir Putin, the man who thinks he’s reviving the Russian Empire but is really just auditioning for the world’s worst butcher shop. Since February 2022, his “special military operation” has produced at least 13,883 dead Ukrainian
So here we are, watching the slow-motion train wreck that is Donald Trump’s foreign policy cosplay, this time with none other than former KGB agent and full-time autocrat Vladimir Putin—on Alaskan soil. Yes, the same Alaska that used to be part of Russia until we bought it fair
Below written by Heather Cox Richardson August 11, 2025 (Monday) President Donald J. Trump’s big announcement today at his press conference—to which he showed up late—was that he is assuming control over the Washington, D.C., Metropolitan Police Department and deploying more than 100 agents from the
Twenty years ago, I stumbled onto a book that would change the way I tasted the world. The Cheese Primer by Steven Jenkins wasn’t just a book—it was a revelation. Thick, passionate, and unapologetically detailed, it read like a love letter to curds and rinds. Jenkins didn’t
Taxpayers are paying extra dollars for security to keep Ghislaine Maxwell safe at her cushy “community college” prison in Texas. That’s it..that’s the newsletter. Get PISSED! Julie Bolejack, MBA
By Your Ever-Humble Correspondent I have been informed—by polite society, no less—that swearing is a vulgar habit unfit for the refined. Which is precisely why I hold it in such high regard. For if the refined wish to abstain from such verbal pleasures, I say, let them. It
Apparently, my new Facebook profile picture — a rainbow fist and the words Screw Calm and Get Angry — offended the delicate sensibilities of a man who decided it was his sacred duty to lecture me on “being civil. Let’s get something straight: these are not civil times. Civility is the
Dear Mr. Couchman, Thanks so much for your condescending little love letter about Trump’s $9 billion in “spending cuts” and the “painful consequences” of Biden’s economic policies. Always a treat to watch billion-dollar donor-backed organizations pretend to care about the daily struggles of working families. Let’s break
Dear Reader and Subscribers, There’s a quiet truth in the quote: “I can’t go back to yesterday… because I was a different person then.” It comes from Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, a tale of transformation and perspective. And whether we’re tumbling down rabbit