Subject: Tremendous Week of Winning: My Top 5 Achievements

Subject: Tremendous Week of Winning: My Top 5 Achievements
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Dear Elon,

I hope this message finds you in high spirits and soaring stock prices. As per your request for a rundown of my week’s most significant accomplishments, I’m thrilled to share the following highlights:

  1. Masterminded Major Government Efficiency Initiatives
    In collaboration with the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), I directed efforts to streamline federal operations, aiming for a $1 trillion reduction in the federal deficit. 
  2. Engaged in High-Stakes Negotiations to Unite Professional Golf
    I held pivotal discussions with PGA Tour Commissioner Jay Monahan to facilitate a groundbreaking investment deal with LIV Golf’s Saudi sponsors, aiming to unify professional golf and elevate the sport’s global profile. 
  3. Demonstrated Unparalleled Golf Prowess
    Spent three days at my world-class golf courses, including Trump National Doral and Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, perfecting my swing and strategizing on national matters. 
  4. Strengthened International Relations Through Golf Diplomacy
    Hosted foreign dignitaries and business leaders on the golf course, fostering stronger international alliances and discussing potential investments in the U.S.
  5. Ensured National Security During Leisure Activities
    Maintained rigorous security protocols during all golf outings, especially following the unfortunate incident in September 2024, to guarantee the safety of all participants. 

It’s been a week of tremendous success and productivity. Looking forward to our next round of discussions—and perhaps a game of golf.

Best regards,

Donald J. Trump

President of the United States

Owner, Trump Golf Properties

NOTE: This email of his was sent from a private server, which is how I obtained it.

Julie Bolejack, MBA