The Trumpacolypse Chronicles: 2025’s Greatest Hits (So Far)
Dear Esteemed Readers, Fellow Survivors, and Those Who’ve Mastered the Art of Facepalming,
Welcome to the latest edition of our newsletter, where we navigate the rollercoaster of recent events with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof. For those blissfully unaware (lucky you) and those all too aware (we’re with you), here’s a recap of the top ten most memorable moments from President Trump’s second term since January 2025. Buckle up; it’s been a ride.
1. Mass Firings of Inspectors General: Because Oversight Is Overrated
In a move that screams “transparency,” President Trump dismissed at least 17 inspectors general across various federal agencies. Critics have dubbed this the “Friday Night Purge,” expressing concerns about the erosion of governmental oversight and accountability.
2. Project 2025: The Blueprint for a Government Makeover
The administration introduced Project 2025, aiming to reshape federal institutions. While supporters champion its efficiency goals, detractors warn of potential authoritarian overtones and threats to civil liberties. The plan includes proposals like defunding public broadcasting and altering the structure of the civil service.
3. Immigration Crackdown: Turning the ‘Land of the Free’ into the ‘Land of the Fee for Entry’
The administration’s aggressive immigration policies have led to widespread deportations, affecting both undocumented and legal residents. Measures include reviving the 1798 Alien Enemies Act and targeting individuals based on minimal criteria, raising alarms about civil rights violations.
4. Tariff Wars: Making Trade ‘Great’ Again?
President Trump imposed sweeping tariffs, including a 104% rate on Chinese goods, disrupting international trade and sparking fears of a global recession. Allies and adversaries alike have been caught in the crossfire, leading to market instability and strained diplomatic relations.
5. Mass Layoffs in Federal Agencies: Downsizing or Dismantling?
The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), led by Elon Musk, initiated significant cuts across federal agencies, resulting in mass layoffs. Departments like Health and Human Services and the IRS have been notably affected, raising concerns about the delivery of essential public services.
6. Environmental Deregulation: Green Light for Pollution
The administration rolled back numerous environmental regulations, including reopening areas like the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil drilling and withdrawing from the Paris Agreement. Critics argue these actions prioritize industry over environmental protection.
7. Curtailing Civil Rights Enforcement: A Step Backward?
Project 2025 includes proposals to limit the enforcement of civil rights laws, such as eliminating the use of “disparate impact” in civil rights enforcement. Advocacy groups warn that these changes could undermine decades of progress in civil rights protections.
8. Education Overhaul: Back to Basics or Backwards?
The administration’s education policies, influenced by Project 2025, aim to dismantle the Department of Education and reduce federal involvement in public schooling. Critics fear this could harm students and undermine public education nationwide.
9. Media and Free Speech: Redefining the First Amendment
Proposals have been made to reconsider the status of the White House Press Corps and defund entities like NPR and PBS. These moves have sparked debates about press freedom and the role of government in regulating media.
10. Social Unrest and Protests: Voices Rising Amidst the Chaos
In response to various administrative actions, massive protests have erupted nationwide. Citizens from diverse backgrounds are uniting to voice their dissent against policies they view as authoritarian and detrimental to democracy.
Final Thoughts
As we navigate these tumultuous times, it’s essential to stay informed, engaged, and, when necessary, sarcastic. After all, laughter might just be the best coping mechanism.
Yours in bewilderment and resilience,
The Editor of Sanity (Still on Sabbatical), Julie Bolejack, MBA
