Today’s newsletter part 2
💜 Moment of Levity
🎉 Pet Birthday Etiquette: Because Even Dogs Deserve Boundaries
🐾 Arrive fashionably late.
No one wants to be the first one sniffing the cake.
🎂 Don’t double-dip the peanut-butter icing.
We’re civilized animals, for heaven’s sake.
🍷 Cats are invited… if they bring wine.
And refrain from lecturing about “portion control.”
🕗 Squeaky toys before 8 AM = war crimes.
Meditation first, mayhem later.
🎁 Thoughtful gifts only.
If you’re regifting a slobbery tennis ball, at least tie on a bow.
📸 Photos optional, party hats unethical.
Consent applies to costumes, too.
🧘 And above all:
If someone says “stay,” actually stay. It’s good mindfulness practice.
Julie Bolejack, MBA
